Chris Shields of Eliot, Maine
was perusing newspaper
ads recently when he found a coupon for $200 off
a new car. Shields read
the coupon carefully and noticed nothing about
the coupon being limited
to one per customer. He took the rest of the
day, bought 200 newspapers,
and clipped the ads from every one.
On January 4th, Shields
packed the coupons into a
briefcase, and went shopping for a car. He
picked out a silver 2002 Toyota
Sequoia with a price of $42,000, then presented
his coupons as payment
for the vehicle.
The dealership refused the
offer. When Shields insisted
they take the coupons, the dealer suggested that
Shields find a lawyer.
Jim Boyle, the owner of the dealership said,
Shields would not be getting
a car with coupons. He added, “The ad ran as it
was supposed to run, and
there was nothing misleading or deceptive about
it. No reasonable person
could possibly expect to piggyback coupons like
that and walk away with
a new car.”
Shields does not plan to hire
a lawyer, but says he
contacted the state attorney general’s consumer
protection division. Boyle
checked with the attorney general’s office also.
He was told, Shield’s
case “has no legs to it at all.”
—http://
story.news.yahoo.com, Tuesday, Jan.14, 2003.
Man Uses Coupons to Try to Buy Car. Illustration
by Jim L. Wilson and Jim
Sandell.
I don’t know if Shields
seriously thought he’d get
away with driving away a new pickup in exchange
for 42K worth of coupons
or not, but this story does remind me of a
scriptural principal—man’s will
doesn’t always prevail, but God’s will
does.
Proverbs 19:21 “Many are the
plans in a man’s heart,
but it is the Lord’s purpose that prevails.”
PLANS
School officials at O'Brien
Middle School in Reno,
Nevada planned to reward their top students with
a trip to Six Flags Marine
World in Vallejo, California. They lined up four
buses to make the four-hour
trip to Northern California. When the students
arrived at the park they
found the gates locked tight. No one had thought
to check the theme park's
schedule before planning the outing.
Though students will get
another trip later in the
month, a district official called the event a
fiasco. The school principal
said, "somebody should have checked."
http://www.fox6.com/news/national/story.aspx?content_id=AB1E7FC5-B201-41FF-AB66-05816B2012C3.
Illustration
by Jim L. Wilson and Jim Sandell.
Proverbs 20:18 (NIV) "Make
plans by seeking advice;
if you wage war, obtain guidance."
________________________________________
PLANS
One tiny mouse upset the
plans of hundreds of people
by grounding a Qatari airliner for hours while
engineers tried to capture
the rodent. The Qatar Airways jet was preparing
for take-off from Manila,
Philippines when a crewmember spotted a mouse
scampering across the aisle
in economy class cabin. The captain ordered the
passengers to disembark
while maintenance staff fumigated the aircraft
and set traps.
The plane finally took off 13
hours later, but crews
never found the mouse. Presumably, it was still
on board somewhere, dead
or alive. Airport Operation chief Octavio Lina
told a local newspaper,
"There was an incident before with a cockroach,
but it's the first time
that we had to deal with a mouse."
—Reuters, Elusive Mouse
grounds Qatari airliner for
13 hours, September 28, 2005. Illustration by
Jim L. Wilson and Jim Sandell.
Proverbs 16:1 (GW) "The plans
of the heart belong
to humans, but an answer on the tongue comes
from the Lord."
PLANS/WAYS
While the rest of Europe
suffers under a record heat
wave, one British man has been diagnosed with a
case of frostbite. 46 year-old
Mike Ball literally froze his foot, driving 250
miles with his toes too
close to the air conditioning vent in his
car.
Ball says, “It was incredibly
hot. I slipped off my
shoe and sock because my car is an automatic and
I don’t need to use my
left foot.” He adds, “I didn’t realize anything
was wrong until the next
day when my foot was extremely painful.”
One of Ball’s toes started to
turn black and another
was blue. He went to his doctor who diagnosed
mild frostbite. Ball is expected
to make a full recovery.
—Reuters, Tuesday, August 12,
2003, Heat wave Claims
a Frostbite Victim.
Illustration by Jim L. Wilson
and Jim Sandell.
.Proverbs 14:12 NIV “There is
a way that seems right
to a man, but in the end it leads to death.”
PLANS
An unexpected defect turned
a scheduled demolition
into a near disaster. A 275-foot smokestack at
an old Ohio power plant
that was being demolished fell the wrong
direction, sending spectators
scrambling, knocking down 12,000-volt power
lines, and damaging a building
containing backup generators. There were no
reported injuries after the
tower at the 83 year-old Mad River Power fell to
the southeast rather than
east during demolition. Officials say the
accident did knock out electrical
power for about 4,000 customers due to the
downed lines.
Lisa Kelly, president and
owner of the Idaho-based
demolition company, which handled the stack’s
destruction, said all the
explosives went off according to plan, but an
undetected crack on the south
side of the tower pulled it in a different
direction. Kelly told reporters,
“Nobody’s happy with things that go wrong in
life, and sometimes it’s out
of our hands and beyond anybody’s prediction.”
She said “We’re all extremely
thankful no one was injured.”
Tower tumbles wrong way
during Ohio demolition;
--http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101111/ap_on_re_us/us_demolition_debacle;
November
11, 2010, Illustration by Jim L. Wilson and Jim
Sandell.
Proverbs 16:1 (GW) “The plans
of the heart belong
to humans, but an answer on the tongue comes
from the LORD.”
PLANS
In the Disney animated film Frozen, Olaf the
snowman sings a song explaining
how he longs for summer and all the wonderful
things he has heard about
the warmer season. His desire is to experience
another season of the year
and to feel the warmth of the sun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_axMza-fR3Q
Everyone knows exactly what will happen to Olaf
if he ever gets his
wish. There is a line in the song he sings,
“Winter’s a good time to stay
in and cuddle, but put me in summer and I’ll be
a happy …..” The rhyming
word is puddle. Olaf does not realize he will
not be a happy snowman, he
will be a puddle. Snowmen do not survive in
spring, let alone summer.
Olaf is experiencing what many humans
experience. Thinking that we know
what is best for us and the desire to have that
which we have not been
given. Only the Lord knows what is best for us.
He has a plan for each
and every one of our lives. -- Jim L. Wilson and
Gay Williams
Jeremiah 29:11-14 (HCSB) For I know the plans I
have for you”—?this
is? the LORD’s declaration—“plans for ?your?
welfare, not for disaster,
to give you a future and a hope. (12) You will
call to Me and come and
pray to Me, and I will listen to you. (13) You
will seek Me and find Me
when you search for Me with all your heart. (14)
I will be found by you”—?this
is? the LORD’s declaration—“and I will restore
your fortunes and gather
you from all the nations and places where I
banished you”—?this is? the
LORD’s declaration. “I will restore you to the
place I deported you from.”
PLANS
According to
the Transportation Security
Administration, “Virtually all passengers wait
less than 30 minutes in standard
checkpoint lines, and 99.6% of TSA PreCheck
members waited less than 10 minutes
in line.” However, that doesn’t mean there
aren’t exceptions. Merinda Edmonds
has PreCheck status, her mother does not. At
the checkpoint, they went their
separate ways, and her mother made it through
the regular security line faster
than Edmonds did.—Jim L. Wilson
What is that
old saying, “If you want to make
God laugh, tell Him your plans.”
James 4:13–17
(CSB) “Come now, you who say, ‘Today
or tomorrow we will travel to such and such a
city and spend a year there and
do business and make a profit.” Yet you do not
know what tomorrow will
bring—what your life will be! For you are like
vapor that appears for a little
while, then vanishes.’ Instead, you should
say, ‘If the Lord wills, we will live
and do this or that.’ But as it is, you boast
in your arrogance. All such
boasting is evil. So it is sin to know the
good and yet not do it.”
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